Sabtu, 30 November 2013

istri nya ketinggalan di warung

Istri Ketinggalan di Warung

Pada siang hari setelah saya pulang dari kampus, saya bermain dengan teman-teman dan menghampiri sebuah warung, sekedar makan-makan dan minum-minum, setelah berbincang-bincang, saya melihat sebuah korang, lalu saya baca, membalik-balik Koran ternyata saya kaget sekali melihat tulisan  “Istri Ketinggalan di Warung”.
Kisah kejadian ini ketika sedang musimnya mudik lebaran, ketika sangkeluarga sedang beristirahat disebuat peristirahatan, sangat lucu sekali bukan, bisa-bisa saja seorang istri di tinggalkan di suaminya di warung, saya dan teman lalu tertawa melihat berita ini.

Senin, 18 November 2013



                                                                                                            Jakarta, April 5, 2012

HRD MANAGER
DAL Company
Jl. Hayam Wuruk 3
Jakarta-Barat

Dear Sir/Madam,
I would like to apply for the purchasing manager position in DAL Company based on the qualification.
I finish my bachelor Accounting of the Gunadarma University. As requested, I am enclosing a completed job application,my curriculum vitae and two references.
The opportunity presented in this listing is very interesting,and I have over 2 years experience in the field of purchasing .
I have a good motivation to progress and develop , and can work with a team ( team work ) or an individual
I am very much willing to come over for a personal interview with you anytime during office hours. Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,

Muhammad Yusrizal, S.E


CURRICULUM VITAE

I.          Biography
Name                           : Muhammad Yusrizal
Gender                                    : Male
Age                             : 21 years old
Height                         : 170 cm
Religion                       : Islam
Status                          : Single
Place, Birthday           : Jakarta, 5 April 1992
E-mail                          : m.yusrizal05@yahoo.com
Telephone                    : 081212348787
Background    Education
-           1999 – 2004                SD
-           2004 – 2007                SMP
-           2007 – 2010                SMA Pelita 3 Rawamangun
-           2010 –2014                 S1 Accounting of Gunadarma University
II.        Ability
-           Able to speak in English and communicative
-           Able to lead a team
-           Worked in the same position for many years
III.       Additional
1.      Id card photocopy
2.      Last pas photo

Jakarta. November 18, 2013


Muhammad Yusrizal, S.E

Rabu, 30 Oktober 2013



October 31, 2012

Tokyo. Inc. co
CipinangPermasyarakatan No. 15
Jatinegara,
Jakarta-Timur

Dear Mr. Agus,
I would like to order 30 unit computers made from China that specification good for play the games. The specification in the following list:
Operation System       : Windows 7 or windows 8
CPU                            : Dual core or more
RAM                           :  ±1GB or more
VGA                           : ±256MB or more
HD                              : More than 4GB
Direct                          : ±9.0c
The payment would be completed within 60% of the total price after the ordered arrived and 40% will complete in two weeks later.
Please send me the goods in one month. If you can’t ship the order just notify immediately. I’m happy to still do business with your company. Thanks.


                                                                                                            Sincerely,


                                                                                                            Muhammad Yusrizal,
                                                                                                            Marketing Executive



Name  : Muhammad Yusrizal
NPM   : 24110840

1.      A Short Journey
YesterdayI went to Yogyakarta by train. It was a pleasant trip. I was traveling for my own enjoyment. I woke up early. I went to the train station at 8.30. The sun was shining brightly at first. By the time I arrived at Yogyakarta. There is my hometown. My brother picked me up and we went to my parent’s house by his car. I really missed my parents a lot. I stayed all day. We talked for a long time. At 5.00 I returned to the city. I had to finish my duty. The day passed pleasantly and eventfully. Next month, I am going there again.
2.      Tennis
Tennis is a very old and interesting game. Originally, it was a royal game. Today, it is a game for everybody. It is very popular. Tennis is a game for the young and old. Players, however, must be active and god physical condition.
3.      Krakatoa Mountain
Krakatoa is a volcano on an Indonesia Island, exploded in 1883. The noise that accompanied the explosion was tremendous. People who lived 3,520 kilometers away heard it. The thousand whom resulting tidal waved killed lived on the neighboring island of Java. People still speak of the day when the explosion occurred. The ocean covered the place where the volcano had been. Only scientist can explain the reason why this disaster happened.
4.      The whales
The whale is the largest animal that has ever lived. Some species grow to a length of over 30 meters and weigh up to 90 metric tons. It could never have grown to so large a size if it had remained a land mammal. Million years ago whales lived on land and walked on four legs. Before recorded history, however the went into the sea. It was really return to the sea. For hundreds of years people have killed some whale species for their blubber or whalebone. In recent years it has become evident that the great sperm whale is especially in danger of becoming extinct. Unless we stop killing them, the species will soon disappear. Before the end of twentieth century, some believe we will have destroyed this interesting and valuable animal.
5.      Paris
Paris is the capital city of France. One of the most beautiful and famous cities in the world. Paris is called the city of lights. It also an international fashion center. Paris is also famous for its World Center of Education. There are many other famous places in Paris, such as the famous museum the Louvre as well as Cathedral of Notre Dame. However, the most famous landmark in this city must be the Eiffel Tower. Paris is named after a group of people called Parisii. They built a small village on an island in the middle of the Seine River about two thousand years ago. This island called the He De La Cite.
6.      Cars should be banner in the city
Cars should be banned in the city. As we all know, cars create population and causes a lot of road deaths and other accident. Firstly, cars, as we all know, contribute to most of the population in the world. Cars emit deadly gas that causes illnesses such as bronchitis, lung cancer and triggers of asthma. Some of these illnesses are so bad that people can die from them. Secondly, the city is very busy. Pedestrians wander everywhere and cars commonly hit pedestrians in the city, which causes them to die. Cars today are our roads biggest killers. Thirdly, cars are noisy. If you live in the city, you may find it hard to sleep at night or concentrate on your homework, and especially talk to someone. In conclusion, cars should be banned in the city for the reasons listed.
7.      Kangaroo
A kangaroo is an animal found only in Australia, although it has a smaller relative called a wallaby, which lives on the Australian Island of Tasmania and also in New Guinea. Kangaroos eat grass and plants. They have short front legs, but very long and very short back legs and a tall. These are used for sitting up and for jumping. Kangaroo have been known to make forward jumps of over eight meters high. They can also run at speeds over 45 kilometers per hour. The largest kangaroos are the Great Grey Kangaroo and the Red kangaroo. Kangaroo has marsupials. This means that the female kangaroo has an external pouch on the front of her body. A baby kangaroo is very tiny when it is born, and it crawls at once into this pouch where it spends it first five month of life.



8.      Indonesian Idol Music Show
Indonesian Idol a commercial TV program which is broadcasted by RCTI, one of private TV stations in Indonesia is a combination of a reality show and talent show. Indonesian Idol is the Indonesia version of American Idol. I personally think that the winner of the talent show is not guaranteed to be of good quality because the score comes from the audiences and supporters SMS. People sometimes do not consider the jury’s comment on the contestants. They would prefer focusing on the contestants’ physical appearance. After the contest is over, only a few of the winners get a chance to be professional stars. Why is it so? Because they don’t have great skills to be professional stars. It’s time for the committee to consider the winners not only from their popularity, but also their quality.
9.      Tsunami
The term “tsunami” comes from the Japanese which means harbor (tsu) and wave (nami). A tsunami is a series of waves generated when water in a lake or the sea is rapidly displaced on a massive scale. A tsunami can be generated when the sea floor abruptly deforms and vertically displaces the overlying water. Such large vertical movements of the earth’s crust can occur at plate boundaries. Seduction of earthquakes is particularly effective in generating tsunamis, and occurs where denser oceanic plates slip under continental plates. Tsunami always brings great damage. Most of the damage is cause by the huge mass of water behind the initial wave front, as the height of the sea keeps rising fast and floods powerfully into the coastal area.
1.  The white crocodile in Maluku.
Have you been gone to the Tolire Lake in Ternate, Maluku? Do you know, the lake is not only beautiful but also saved a lot of mystery. One of which is if we throw anything into the lake the object will never be on the surface of the lake water and also there is a white crocodile in the lake. Strange and curious isn’t it? Before explaining the story of legend, I will explain the location of the incident, Tolire Lake. Maluku is famous for its natural beauty. One of which is Tolire Lake. This lake is located 10 kilometers from downtown Ternate. It has a lot of beauty and mystery. Tolire Lake the foot of mount Gomalama.The highest mountain in northern Maluku.Tolire Lake consists of two lakes were large lakes and small lakes. Distance between both 200 meters. Strangely, large Tolire Lake looks like frying large pan because surrounded by high cliffs of the mountain Gomalama. Long time ago in that location was a village. Villagers lived well and had family relationship, so that residents knew each other.
One day, the incident unfathomable, a father impregnates his daughter. Then residents knew the incident and suprised. Residents had condemned the father and the daughter expelled from her village. Because they felt embarrassed father and daughter  left the village. When they went from village, strange things happened. Because some people said, when father and daugther went from village, village suddenly splited due to the devastating earthquake. Ruler’s wrath and punish the father and daughter along with the village into two lakes. A large lake called large Tolire which describes the father and a small lake called small Tolire which describes the daughter. Both of them still there till now. According to local residents was immeasurable depth of the Tolire Lake and they said, the villagers turned into a white crocodile that protects both the lake until now. Residents believe the lake was inhabited by hundreds of white crocodile measuring 10 feet which often reveals itself. That’s why visitors were prohibited to swimming and fishing in the Tolire Lake. Anyone who disturb the lake it will be the prey by the white crocodiles. This lake also has oddities. If we throw objects into the lake, any hard object will never touch surface of the lake. Example stone, as retained stones thrown by the force of gravity but according to residents, white crocodile that holds stones were not to touch the surface of the lake.
This is the story of legend, believe or not this is real but cannot be explained logically. And my opinion, this lake formed because phreatic eruption that ever happened while the white crocodile, indeed there. This Crocodiles classified into types of Albino Alligators, that live in the continental U.S. although the population was slightly.